Oak

Handcrafted by God Himself from black marble. This beautiful black man is comely in the eyes of any behold. His aesthetic is truly a danger to anyone who who gazed upon him. He turns lesbians straight and Heterosexual men gay, just from them looking at him. He is impossible to resist; a dark temptation. Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. Empathetic, athletic, loving, charismatic, intelligent..this human is the full package. If you’re fortunate enough to encounter one of these creatures, befriend him. He is loyal. He’ll be by your side at your highest and lowest points. And he’ll make you laugh to the point where you pee yourself. He’s one of the good ones.

That Oak is truly one of a kind. I need him to get me pregnant.

by 0@k November 22, 2021

Brett Oakes

If his name is Brett, you already know he has a horse cock. If he’s an Oakes, you know he fucks bitches. If his name is Brett Oakes, his cock is the longest and girthiest schlong ever. You know this mf fucks bitches. He’s Probaly out there fuckin ur girl rn. Not to mention his ass must be fatter then fucking Lana Rhodes. His ass is for sure juicy and grumpcious.

“I would let Brett Oakes fuck the shit out of me”
“Brett Oakes ass is fatter then Lizzo”

by Baudhaxhzuhzha November 25, 2021

Oak

The name of the hottest and sexiest man alive. Has the biggest ass and tits.

Person 1: woah did you see that guy?? He’s HOT

Person 2: that’s oak of course he’s hot!

by EaAeE November 30, 2021

Oak Ridge School

A dumbass sister school in Massachusetts that is full of asshole rich kids and douchebag teachers who don’t care if a kid is being bullied. The whole school smells like dirty ass and everyone who goes there is a little snob who have parents that put their fucking zip code on their hats at soccer games. Absolute dog shit compared to the god school Forestdale

Person 1: Hey What school did you go to?

Person 2: Oak Ridge School

Person 1: Fuck you

by H t m l January 16, 2020

Oake

A guy that gets a girlfriend and has brown hair with green/brown eyes. He's too shy to hug or hold hands with his girlfriend. He gets lunch detention more times than you can count for the dumbest reasons. Him and his girlfriend never sit together because they don't want others to know except their friend group.

Band kid: would you like to buy a coronation for you loved on or anyone
Oake: sure make it anonymous

Oake: actually don't make it from Oake

by BabyYoda234 January 31, 2020

Oak

Oak a better and happier definition of okay it lightens the word up a little and it's fun to say and doesn't seem as depressing as replying with the word okay when you are asked how you are doing. Try it after a few times it sticks!

"Hey, how you doing ?" "I'm oak."
"Can you do this for me?" "Oak!"

by Mrtoxic557 March 12, 2020

Gay oak

A person who acts gay but you know is not gay but is still called gay

Friend:Bro did u see that gay oak

by Imma steal your bitch June 18, 2020