North Tonawanda

Man I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick

Man: Man I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick
Other man: North Tonawanda

by yospeed March 18, 2023

North Brookfield

North Brookfield is a small town in Central Massachusettes that is home to slightly more than five thousand residents. Biggest attraction is the Brookfield Orchards. It is an old apple orchard that does a bunch of activity’s in the summer for family’s to come and hang out and buy anything apples, cider donuts. If you’re looking to gas up your car in town you better look else where because we don’t have a gas station, but we do have about 4-5 differnt places to get your hair cut. Unless you’re a “townie” don’t expect anyone over the age of 40 to talk to you because you’re probably just a “transplant”. Wanna go to the bar? Well there are like two in town. One is in the middle of a neighborhood and the other is open on sometimes on Friday or Saturday nights. There are 4 restaurants in town: Subway, Jim’s pizza, North Brookfield Pizza Palace and Statz bar and grill. We are also home to the Vibram shoe company which is pretty cool. The towns claim to fame is that McJagger once jogged around town. We have a big library that is maybe half filled with books. Most of the town is republican and some might be democratic. If you’re looking to move here it’s a nice quiet town, school system is okay. Although most drop out of high school to smoke weed and walk around town aimlessly. Also if you do move to town and talk to people who live in Worcester or Auburn and tell them where you live, they’ll cock the head to the side and look at you funny and ask where that is.

Person from Worcester: Hey friend or coworker, where do you live?
Person from North Brookfield: North Brookfield.

PFW: (looking confused) where’s that????
PFNB: Near Spencer.

PFW: ..........
PFNB: Near Barre, Brookfield, West Brookfield, Easy Brookfield, Oakham.
PFW...........
PFNB:...........about 20 minutes from Sturbridge.

PFW: OOOOOOHHHH! Wow you live far away! I’ve never heard of those places!

by Notatowniebutatransplant May 29, 2018

North Coochlina

That state above South Coochlina

My girlfriend and her family are almost is North Coochlina right now.

You mean Carolina?

No, Coochlina you fuckin idiot

by FuckerNugget February 25, 2019

Directional North

The direction in which you are facing. This is a universal north for all beings.

Which way are you facing? To my directional north.

What’s directional north? Any way I am facing.

by Medicman861 August 8, 2019

pickerington north

A boring ass school wit teachers that shouldn’t have been hired. A school that has a teacher that got fired from the last school he worked at for molesting a girl! It’s supposed to be the “rich” school but rlly everyone there is broke asf and have other ppl paying for their lunches. A lot of weirdos running around make sure your nice to them lmaooo

Yo I go to pickerington north and it’s straight up ass!

by Phineas Flynn April 13, 2019

North Brookfield

Complete opposite of Brookfield, IL. Medium sized town in Central Ma.

Definitions:

A) Largest retirement home in Massachusetts

B) The place the new kid tells you he's from but nobody knows where the fuck it is so he just says "Middle of Nowhere" 90% of the time.

C) The town with a irl token black kid

D) Poor asf

"Hey man, where ya from"

"North Brookfield"
"Oof, sorry man"

Or more likely

"Hey man, where you from?"

"North Brookfield."
"Fucking what?"
"Middle of Nowhere"
"Ah."

by LoserKidFromShrewsbury May 11, 2018

North Korea

A country that doesn't deserve to treat it citizens like zombies. I feel bad for those people and I think dictatorships should be a thing of the past.

Have you ever been to North Korea? Good luck, you may never return.

by Dictionary-Man 2.0 March 16, 2022