by Insert chickens February 21, 2018
Get the Noahmug. by Hocus Pocus 3055 November 7, 2018
Get the Noahmug. NOAH: When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?
by UwUdick March 6, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Any boy with this name is the biggest cunt in the universe. Shit hair, shit face. Walks round like he owns the place. Likely crys when is mum finds out he had been smoking gras. s
'noah is a real cunt'
by Honestlyys April 6, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Noah is an amazingly blessed person. He is very annoying and a little bitchy. But in all noah is not worth the air. If you ever meet a noah do not be scared. He can sense fear. I would highly not recommend being friends with a noah. If you see a Jackson and a noah run.
Noah is so annoying.
by Noah sucks July 14, 2018
Get the Noahmug. Noah is a guy that can be cool at times, likes to play a lot of games but can get super annoying. Most guys called Noah have an extreme case of obesity but are slowly losing the pounds, or so they say. Spends way too much money on useless things such as fake money and weird action figures.
by lmaoking47 October 9, 2017
Get the Noahmug. The kid who tries to hook up with girls but can't. Acts like he's good at basketball but really he suck dick.
by A man named Aka who like takis February 18, 2020
Get the Noahmug.