nanny shake

To shake an infant violently, especially when performed by a person who is the primary caregiver of the infant but not the parent; Shaken baby syndrome (SBS).

Mother: "I woke up, went to her crib and shook her to see if she was still breathing".

Friend: "You shook her?!"

Mother: "I didn't nanny shake her! I just shook her enough to rouse her, not give her brain damage."

by aislinnfaye April 17, 2015

Albuquerque Shake

When you do pee but there are still droplets left. The Albuquerque shake consists of the little dance one does to release those spare drops. 20% chance of success when one is fighting a boner.

Jason Bourne: I am Jason Bourne, I am peeing right now
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.

by The New Jersey Times January 12, 2023

Breakfast shake

When your girl gives u a handjob to wake you up.

Adiv’s parents gave him an egg, cheese, bacon on a crossaint toasted and a breakfast shake at Dunkin Donuts for his birthday.

by thebusishere May 3, 2018

shaking the yoghurt

Self stimulation to the point of ejaculation or elation.

I can see Jay is off somewhere shaking the yoghurt as usual then.

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

ham shake

it’s when you shake your ham, but your ham shakes you right back 😎

“HEY MAN HAM SHAKE”
“OHHH BRO YEAH HELL YEAH!!!”

by babyh8r July 20, 2021

shake the bird

To urinate (males only).

That Red Bull went right through me, I gotta shake the bird.

by RollingBlock December 19, 2018

five-shake

An awkward physical greeting where one party comes in for the high five, but attempts to retreat to a handshake resulting in the embarrassing vertical hand shake otherwise known as a five-shake.

Did you see that geezer five-shake Jeremy? What a tool-bag.

by testing123 January 2, 2009