niko

people say has biggest dick in the world

“FUCK ME NOW DADDY NIKO😩”

by n44ko November 21, 2021

Nikolina

Nikolina je nasmiješnija osoba u od Zagreba do Fažane. Svi bi htjeli biti Nikolina.
Nikolina je poput kisika, bez nje nema života.

Bloom: Omg jel' to Nikolina
Staljin: Ja bih htjeo biti kao Nikolina
Kim Kardashian: Svi bi htjeli biti Nikolina. Al da je biti Nikolina lako, Nikolina bi bio svatko.

by Slajmaruša March 20, 2022

marko nikolic

A lifeless prick who likes to be an all around asshole,dickweed,or a good-for-nothing dipshit.

That guy's name is probably Marko Nikolic,he's such a douchebag

by getthe game August 14, 2015

Niko

He is a really really cute boy that goes to Valley Center Middle School and I only went out with him for only a week

Niko was an amazing boyfriend to me. I miss him. 😩

by Blue Girl 051005 March 23, 2017

Nikon

A camera capable of creating consistant out of focus images through the use of too many buttons on the back and overall build.

Professor- "Justin, I like your composition, but when we bring this into 100%...hmm whats this, looks to be a bit soft."

Team Ramrod- "Nikons! hhhahahah"

by Ellie .... July 27, 2008

Nikon

what you buy when you don't have enough cash to buy a Sony.

guy 1: hey dude, I only had $100 so I bought this nikon.

guy 2: what a retard, why didn't you just save up for a Sony

guy 1: -starts crying-

by CarnivalKid32 March 6, 2010

Niko

An arrogant douche bag with terrible athletes foot and a small and inoperable prick. Also, more likely than not, a closet homosexual. Generally found to be tolerable at first, under careful scientific scrutiny, has been found to lower IQ and severely impede intelligible conversation. While it is well known that most self destruct when they reach prime in high school, the survivors tend to go on to make life miserable for those around them. Often found slumming around bars, slicking back their greasy hippy hair, and generally reeking of Ed Hardy, Abercrombie and Fitch cologne, and failure, they are well known to crash cars on icy bridges for attention. Additionally, as they are both manically suicidal and terrible drivers, it is important to note that, should you ever have the misfortune of meeting one, it is recommended that you either commit Seppuku, or risk being contaminated by a severe case of athletes foot, paranoid fantasies of a world government, and ultimately a fatal case of self entitlement/worth. Additionally, should one ever encounter such a specimen, it is of the utmost importance to bathe regularly and brush ones teeth. Those that have smoked Marijuana with him will understand how wretched it can be to be drawn into a conversation from which there is no end. For those, the only medical remedy is Seppuku.

"Holy shit, that guy is a total Niko."
"Douche doens't cover it. He's a Niko."
"They didn't just salt the earth, they Niko'd it."
"I wouldn't wish Niko upon those poor souls."
"If one more Niko shows up at this party, I'm going to kill myself."

by Betteroffdead August 22, 2011