Nail in my coffin

To smoke a cigarette

Hey, I'll be right back, gonna go outside and put a nail in my coffin.

by Ulfsark November 22, 2011

23 Centimetre Nails

Nine Inch Nails if they used the metric system.

23 Centimetre Nails, or TTCN, doesn’t make a good band name.

by Smith69420 October 30, 2020

Finnish Bed of Nails

Demonstrated by Jasper in Tyler the Creator's Adult Swim show Loiter Squad, a "Finnish Bed of Nails" is performed by landing back-first and shirtless on a trampoline covered in thumbtacks

"We got about a thousand thumbtacks in here, time for a Finnish Bed of Nails"

by Eva T March 12, 2022

Hollie Dog-Nail

Hollie Dog-Nail is one of the most crutiest smurfs alive. although she doesnt allow papi smurf to play with her leg hairs she is still my little hollie-poo. she can be the coolest cat around town while she forces water down my throat instead me fucking the 7-11 guy. we all love hollie xx

Smel : Hey who's that cat that doesn't let papi smurf stroke the leg hairs?!
Aids: Why that's Hollie Dog-Nail

by Papi Smurf 101 November 17, 2022

Painting her nails

A common euphemism a girl may use for the act of fingering herself. Similarly, "painting her nails red" can sometimes refer to a girl fingering said cooter whilst she is menstruating.

guy #1: "So what's Sally up to tonight? Is she gonna chill with us?"
guy #2: "She said she's just staying in and painting her nails tonight. How fuckin' boring is that."
guy #1: "This is like the 3rd time this week she's blown us off to paint her nails, how many times does one person need to paint their nails?"

by leviticustard June 9, 2011

Like dandruff in nails

Metaphor used to describe on annoying person who sticks around with you, whom you want to leave.

Cindy: Do you like Buffy?
Brenda: Buffy's fake, and the stuff she talks about is super irritating. She's like dandruff in nails.

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

Hand Job Nails

Fingernails on a woman that are long and nicely manicured. A French manicure looks best, but other colors and designs based on ethnicity may be just as suitable.

Check out the Hand Job Nails on that tramp!

by 426 August 4, 2009