Skip to main content

Munt

Having oral sex with a dead body
She was cold but a good Munt
by Dave August 10, 2003
mugGet the Munt mug.

Munt

A woman with a face like a wet kipper battered across a cheese grater
Nesbitts mam
by sam b May 8, 2003
mugGet the Munt mug.
Related Words

Munt

A very ugly guy with nice personality but looks like a car hit him
Girl 1:awww he's so sweet
Girl 2:he is a munt though
by randmness January 21, 2006
mugGet the Munt mug.

munt

Moldy Cunt. A cunt that is so repulsive it makes your ones penis go soft.
As soon as I pulled down her pants,the first thing I smelled was her munt.
mugGet the munt mug.

munt

when a man tucks his entire junk between his legs to simulate having a vagina.
Gerardo really freaked me out when he pulled off his pants and I saw he wasn't a woman! Fortunately, he was smart enough to tuck his beans and sloppy pipe back and his munt had me rarin' to go once again!
by splattio burrito July 30, 2005
mugGet the munt mug.

Munt

Seriously hideous food. Not even fit for your dog. Often found in workplace staff rooms where meals are meant to be provided for staff.
by tbonez June 11, 2008
mugGet the Munt mug.

munt

verb. to gag or make odd noises like freak hiccuping and/or noun. to b freak whom makes odd noises.
- ew, seeing that guy humping lard makes me want to munt.

-i feel like a munt right now cos i havnt had a shower for weeks.
by rhi dawg January 16, 2009
mugGet the munt mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email