Munt

Having oral sex with a dead body

She was cold but a good Munt

by Dave August 10, 2003

Munt

A woman with a face like a wet kipper battered across a cheese grater

Nesbitts mam

by sam b May 8, 2003

Munt

A very ugly guy with nice personality but looks like a car hit him

Girl 1:awww he's so sweet
Girl 2:he is a munt though

by randmness January 21, 2006

munt

Moldy Cunt. A cunt that is so repulsive it makes your ones penis go soft.

As soon as I pulled down her pants,the first thing I smelled was her munt.

by dogs bower and will colabo April 9, 2006

munt

when a man tucks his entire junk between his legs to simulate having a vagina.

Gerardo really freaked me out when he pulled off his pants and I saw he wasn't a woman! Fortunately, he was smart enough to tuck his beans and sloppy pipe back and his munt had me rarin' to go once again!

by splattio burrito July 30, 2005

Munt

Seriously hideous food. Not even fit for your dog. Often found in workplace staff rooms where meals are meant to be provided for staff.

Damn, "what the fuck is that munt"

by tbonez June 11, 2008

munt

verb. to gag or make odd noises like freak hiccuping and/or noun. to b freak whom makes odd noises.

- ew, seeing that guy humping lard makes me want to munt.

-i feel like a munt right now cos i havnt had a shower for weeks.

by rhi dawg January 16, 2009