spruce moose

A phrasal verb often used in a sharehouse by a tidier housemate to a less tidy housemate, softly indicating an immediate or planned cleaning of the shared house.

Gareth: Hey mate, happy birthday!
Aaron: Cheers mate
Aaron: Hey we need to have a spruce moose bro, there are people coming over
Gareth: Ah, true

by thishappenedatgas August 17, 2018

Hissing Moose

An evil moose that likes to hiss at people.

*someone being crazy*
“You’re acting like a Hissing Moose”

by HissingMoose420 April 13, 2022

moose knuckle

when an obese lady has camel-toe

that camel to is so big its like a moose knuckle

by bob joe's October 16, 2012

Moose knuckles

The guy version of cameltoe.

Hey... look at that guys, Moose Knuckles... Gross!

by Nastynae June 9, 2009

Shit Moose

An insulting term to describe a fat nasty bitch that you spot in a club. The term itself when screamed makes the person speaking it appear crazy, and the victim never realizes that they have been called out as being nasty.

Russell and I were at the Electric Cowboy the other night, and it seemed like every girl that walked by was a fucking Shit Moose.

by Mr. North March 23, 2008

moose nuckle

The outline of the vagina, usually caused by extremely tight pants.

DAMMNN, check out Mrs. O'Briens moose nuckle.

by Tevo June 15, 2003

shoot the moose

A euphanism for masturbation.

Man, Marie said she had a headache and left my place really early last night. I had to go shoot the moose to take the pressure off.

by Stella October 17, 2004