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Golden Moose

Where you get naked whilst wearing antlers and then you do a wee wee poo poo combo in your hands or a mixing bowl and mix it together like dough then rub it on your chest whilst the postman pegs you whilst also wearing antlers as you make moose noises
The postman delivered a fantastic golden moose this morning, it was messy and refreshing all at the same time
by BarryTingle August 11, 2022
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moose knuckle

when an obese lady has camel-toe
that camel to is so big its like a moose knuckle
by bob joe's October 16, 2012
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Moose knuckles

Hey... look at that guys, Moose Knuckles... Gross!
by Nastynae June 9, 2009
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Shit Moose

An insulting term to describe a fat nasty bitch that you spot in a club. The term itself when screamed makes the person speaking it appear crazy, and the victim never realizes that they have been called out as being nasty.
Russell and I were at the Electric Cowboy the other night, and it seemed like every girl that walked by was a fucking Shit Moose.
by Mr. North March 23, 2008
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moose nuckle

The outline of the vagina, usually caused by extremely tight pants.
DAMMNN, check out Mrs. O'Briens moose nuckle.
by Tevo June 15, 2003
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shoot the moose

Man, Marie said she had a headache and left my place really early last night. I had to go shoot the moose to take the pressure off.
by Stella October 17, 2004
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