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Morning Steel 

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Having a ridiculous boner in the morning, or also having Auto-Mechanics class 1st Hour.
Kirk: Bro, i got Morning Steel!! I gotta go!

Ryan: Ok man, go control your boner!

Kirk: Nah man, Auto-Mechanics, 1st Hour!
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Morningwood Docking 

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A rare coincidence that occurs when two men sleep next to one another and one of them later wakes to find that his morningwood is inadvertently docking with the other man's morningwood. One of the participants must be uncircumcised for a true instance of morningwood docking to occur.
- If you tell anyone that I was morningwood docking you the morning after that party I will fucking kill you.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.
Morningwood Docking by Realtip July 19, 2013
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Mooging

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Making self-indulgent mad noises on a synthesiser. (Preferably a genuine Moog<TM>)
I'm mooging naked at the moment btw.
Mooging by Ambisonix August 20, 2013
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Morning horny 

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This is when a bit before you wake up in the morning, you have a sexy wet dream. And when you wake up, you have an extreme urge to masturbate, and you usually do so. For the rest of the day you tend to have a hyper libido.
"Sorry I'm late for school today. I woke up with morning horny and missed the bus."
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morning backrub 

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The act of performing anal on a girl sound asleep and giving her a "morning backrub" to wake her up.
"Dude Maggie is still sleeping"

"should I give her a "morning backrub" to wake her up?"
morning backrub by Joe Gregz December 10, 2013
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Morning Chief Session 

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When people collaborate in the morning and vape.
As billy hit his vape he knew he had a fine morning chief session.
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