Kirk: Bro, i got Morning Steel!! I gotta go!
Ryan: Ok man, go control your boner!
Kirk: Nah man, Auto-Mechanics, 1st Hour!
Ryan: Ok man, go control your boner!
Kirk: Nah man, Auto-Mechanics, 1st Hour!
by yerpy, money, money, money January 10, 2012
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- If you tell anyone that I was morningwood docking you the morning after that party I will fucking kill you.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.
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Get the Morning Chief Session mug.An early morning dump. That first pinch of the day. May be one’s daily bowel movement or the morning crumpet may also be part of one’s scat play fetish.
I’m so regular. As soon as I get out of bed I pinch my morning crumpet.
I woke Rachel up this morning by dropping my steaming morning crumpet right on her chest. She loved it. She loves an English Breakfast.
I woke Rachel up this morning by dropping my steaming morning crumpet right on her chest. She loved it. She loves an English Breakfast.
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