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Monday, Wednesday, Friday

Straight out of Montgomery Texas

Monday, Wednesday, Friday
by Knoxford April 29, 2009
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monkey monday's

Monkey Monday's is the start of the week where women post or share selfies of their vaginas online all day Monday for ratings.
Karen is always post videos on Pornhub and Xvideos of her masturbating with cucumber on Monkey Monday's
by WNN4169 June 22, 2020
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man crush monday

A day made up by closeted gay men who aren't ready to fully come out, but are also incapable of masking their homoerotic desires for more than 6 days a week.
Oh my gawd, you have you seen that dude's body? I totally beat off to him today -- no homo, though, because it's man crush Monday!
by freudmacgyver December 3, 2013
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national monday day

I made national monday day because i wanted to
by monday master February 8, 2021
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Moan More Monday

In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Moan More Monday" is an event starting on the first Monday , in which you moan until completion in a quantity in relation to the date.
yo bro its moan more monday lets moan together
by AwareKu November 10, 2020
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Mommy Milkers Monday

A day where people celebrate Mommy Milkers
Typically used to describe a day of the week
“Hey what day is it?”
It’s Mommy Milkers Monday.”
by BerriBugs November 23, 2022
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super slow monday

the worst fucking day of the week when every minut feels like an hour
by i hate mondays98989898989898 November 7, 2022
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