by Maya Butreeks March 22, 2021
by Modern person January 23, 2022
A Modern Neanderthal is a person that thinks they are smart, but really isn't
Person 1: OH. MY. GOSH. GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT!
Person 2: Guys look! the Modern Neanderthal discovered so called "Blinker Fluid Tank"!
Person 2: Guys look! the Modern Neanderthal discovered so called "Blinker Fluid Tank"!
by MyNameIsNotJay September 05, 2022
Boris: modern caillou! you are ungrounded! go and do whatever you want
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's
by RealMaxthanimator February 09, 2019
A term used in sports designs. Using old features of the past like ball park designs, uniform or logo modernize.
Usually used with the opposite of retro modernism
Usually used with the opposite of retro modernism
Oriole Park changed how people see ballparks as using modern retroism with it using old school ballpark borders thab the common cookie cutter dual use stadiums
by Jerryboiz June 27, 2021
by Mushaman May 02, 2024
A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.
I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me
Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.
-Me
Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.
by RyanTheFox June 15, 2021