amish mechanic

Things of foulness a drunk farmer usually does to his livestock, such as fisting or assfucking.

"they caught jason fucking that horse, he is an amish mechanic!"

by ak-pete April 9, 2006

mechanabalism

The act of eating engine parts, normally performed by a mechanic whilst performing routine maintenance on your car to ensure you will be back with further problems

My last service

by ralphy Suttle June 12, 2003

Mechanix Run

The act of running with a slight slouch and both arms horizontally level with the shoulders changing to a downward 90 degree angle at the elbow and having each hand clenched.

Jim! do the mechanix run!

by RazorsEdge709 April 14, 2008

mechanic's law

the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!

haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!

-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)

mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!

by michael foolsley February 3, 2010

mechanize

to make mechanical

Hey you should mechanize that dog so he can be a robot dog.

by Rainbow Brownie December 7, 2010

Michan

Best gamers and sportsmen. Not easily break under pressure. always bring the best out of others. a good leader. overall he is a good person.

"what a michan!"

by ragnarsonuthret April 23, 2018

Michan

Michan is super amazing girl who is great at making friends. She is very pretty and is one in a billion

I wish I was friends with Michan

by Taylortio May 23, 2018