Dead Mans Hand

Pocket Nuke

That Dead Mans Hand is a F**king pocket nuke!

by totalattak May 16, 2012

mansechs

The act of slipping the phallus of one male homosapien into an opening provided willingly from another male homosapien. This act usually involves one of the male homosapiens to behave like the other male homosapiens biatch.

I had some hawt mansechs with Tyden last night! -Belatucrados

by Jon December 30, 2003

manscape the muscle farm

when a man shaves his body, doesn't matter how much, but typically the junk, stomach, and chest.

just got myself some new clippers, think i'll go manscape the muscle farm.

by BussaVous December 20, 2007

Manscaping

(V.) The Art of Hair Removal off of a man's chest, back, or genitals. A technique developed by the Queer Eye Fags, it's just a play on words for Shaving, using the word "Landscaping."

See Manscape
See Metrosexual
See Fag
See Johnnay

by G-Union February 21, 2004

Mansfield

Unit of Measurement for Awesomeness equal to that of 1/10 Gonzalez's

Guy: Wow, that was so cool it was like 10 Gonzalez's!
Girl: More like 102 Mansfields!
Gonzalez's.

by The Big Gonzo March 16, 2009

mans

male genitals;penis;nut sacs

suck my mans you fat ass hoe

by clement parkes March 28, 2008

poor mans spaghetti

when one takes a massive bowel movement on a downtown city street. he proceeds to let the dump rot in its own filth, until worms or crabs (in special occasions) begin to infest the terd. a homeless man then scoops up the terd thinking it is a tenderly cooked steak ripe for the picking. he takes the dookie and goes to the tallest building in his town and proceed to singe the butt brownie. it should turn black and begin to bubble cooking the anal pie. he proceeds to dine on the delectable dookie.

1. dude he eats poormans spaghetti like i eat taco bell.

2. Child: Mom! I don't wanna eat this, it looks like poor mans spaghetti!

3. Hey, youve had a long day, y dont i whoop us up some poor mans spaghetti!

4. The hobo was unaware of what he was getting into, when he realized, that when he bit into his poor mans spaghetti it tasted as if a yeti had produced his bubbling hellish hershie bar.

by i <3 poor mans spaghetti August 2, 2008