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Midnight Gardener

A serial killer who subtly disposes of the bodies of their victims by burying them at midnight in their gardens under the pretext of doing some midnight gardening
"I see your neighbour was at it again last night?" "Yeah, you need to watch your step with him, he's a real midnight gardener"
Midnight Gardener by MC86 June 24, 2021

Midnight Tuna

A banger tunafish sandwich with relish, capers and meunster cheese. Must be made by a dude named Nate.
Yo Nate, hit me with one of them delectable Midnight Tunas.
Midnight Tuna by RowdyCannon August 10, 2021

Midnight Dump 

When you wake up in the middle of the night to take a massive shit. Often caused by booze or Mexican food.
I woke up to my wife taking a midnight dump after a long night of drinking and Thai food.
Midnight Dump by Hambgrface August 20, 2021

Midnight gravy

I woke her up from a dead sleep with the midnight gravy
Midnight gravy by earple1 November 7, 2021

midnight_ventii

boy: “Do you know who midnight_ventii is?”

girl: “no, who are they?”
boy: “my favorite venti simp!!”
girl: “whos venti?”
boy: “the best archon.”

Midnight Darkness 

When 2 individuals defecate into each other’s anus’ repeatedly, mixing the feces and pushing it back and forth between them.
You last night Jessica and I totally did a Midnight Darkness, it was wild.