A classic children's rhyme, often used on the playground and in the lower east side of the Bronx to torment those with the name Michael.
by Bill Belamy July 20, 2010
Michael is a person who is usually found making faces at him self, and is not very caring. He likes to make fun of people to make him feel more beautiful.
Sara:"Don't u think he such a joy?"
Deven:"I think hes a Michael"
Sara:"I'm going to Bismarck you!!!>:0"
Deven:"I think hes a Michael"
Sara:"I'm going to Bismarck you!!!>:0"
by Ananymos1234567890 June 07, 2010
A large immovable force that is extremely corpulent and has a massive size or is more than the universe put together. Also a word to describe someone or something that exhibits monkey-like characteristics or one who is related to King Kong.
Me: Look at that Michael at the zoo.
Friend: Yea he's extremely grotesque and hard to look at.
Me: Oh look, there's a Michael at the top of the Empire State Building.
Friend: Ahhhhh! If he falls down onto the ground, the Earth will move out of the orbit.
Friend: Yea he's extremely grotesque and hard to look at.
Me: Oh look, there's a Michael at the top of the Empire State Building.
Friend: Ahhhhh! If he falls down onto the ground, the Earth will move out of the orbit.
by G-Kiddie December 23, 2009
Usually a crusty person, who doesnt shower or brush his teeth. The name is association with "Alex" as the research we have done concludes that they are both dirty and make people want to shower. Micheal's are prone to body wash and wear UGG boots that he gets from the thrift store.
by DMAA Research December 14, 2010
A large flightless bird, who does not lay eggs and shits sideways. Mainly found roaming the streets or dark alleys
by MichaelPapa-uzza December 10, 2010