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wanting a melon dip 

When someone is sees and immediately becomes attracted to someones big tits and feels like they want to go in a hot tub with them when your both naked.
Jason: Damn! Jessica has some big tits!
Colton: Yeah, I feel like I’m wanting a melon dip

Melonian 

A person with a particularly round head. Usually very big and circular. Named after its resemblance to the melon. Nicknamed a Melon Head.
Yeah, that Melonian has such a round. She probably came from a family of Melon Heads.
Melonian by AznPersuazn September 9, 2010

melon smasher 

When a girl shoves a melon up her vagina clenches until it smashes and she can shoot ton he seeds out her anus
i melon smashed last night and aimed at my dartboard for points

melon smasher

melon drop

To flick a woman's (or man's) breasts with the index fingers.

Also the act of lifting and then dropping two breasts while yelling "melon drop." It happens more commonly to women (or men) with big breasts.

Can also be known as 'double bean dip.'
You know Stacey, that chick with the huge knockers? Mike melon dropped her the other day, and she almost killed him for touching her 'moneymakers.'
melon drop by Fieldstonvirgo April 20, 2009

melonbird 

The tastiest food ever. An animal native to the US of A until the early 1860s when it was hunted to extinction.

Combination of 50% chicken and 50% watermelon.
Fie! A pox on those who would steal mine melonbird, forsooth it is quite tasty but she is mine own and soley mine own!
melonbird by Postification March 12, 2005
the complete state of calmness and contentment.
Last night sitting in that wheat field with her was just so melose.
melose by boyobar July 20, 2007