Baby Making Syndrome

Baby Making Syndrome (BMS) is a sex addiction. Specifically an addiction to unprotected sex within a long term relationship where, having a child would not affect the feelings shared between the couple in the relationship.
Baby Making Syndrome, is especially present when this couple continuously have sex without using any forms of contraceptive. (i.e. Condoms or Birth Control) This is usually found to be present in couples who have been together for several years, and plan on getting married in the foreseeable future.
When the aforementioned couples end up becoming pregnant with a child, they will usually decide to keep the child, and raise it themselves. Usually in the 9 month process of the baby's growth inside the womb, this couple will continuously have just as much sex as they did before, if not more, and are very likely to get pregnant with another child soon after their first one is born.

"Dude. I have Baby Making Syndrome."

"How do you know?"

"K, so, you know how my girl and I just had our first kid?"

"Yeah."

"Well... She's pregnant again."

"GASP!"

by SK8RFRK March 11, 2011

Marking someones card

To tell someone that they are a target normally used as a threat.

Curly: Dude mark this guys card man
Ben:this guy?
Curly: yeah man your card is marked im coming for you.
Random Guy: how do you go about marking someones card?

by Bill Cozby April 21, 2008

Making a Mushroom

The act of moving one's bowels producing solid fecal matter.

Bo: Why does it smell so bad in the hallway?

Robbie: Someone forgot to spray after he finished making a mushroom in the bathroom.

by BHH_IV January 23, 2009

Mackin' out

(mah-kin out)

to kiss a partner passionately or what would be considered inappropriately in public (linked with PDA)

similarities to the meaning of making out however mackin' is considered to be early classic American slang

Jane: hey where's Shelley today?

Rachel: totally mackin' out with Martin behind the bleachers

Jane: ew

by offthewall May 19, 2012

ass marking

(n) The practice of spreading one's butt cheeks and wiping one's ring on furniture, car seats, pillows etc. as an act of revenge or prank

Man, your coffee table stinks, who been ass marking it?

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

sack mapping

shining a flash light through a stretched out ball sack and having a friend trace the vains and other "landmarks" out on a piece of paper, then use a point on the map to decifer where you want to go for the night by comparing it to your local city map.

1."Lets do some sack mapping tonight to find out where we should kick it tonight."

2. Friend: "dude I dont know where to go tonight."

You: "me either, lets sack map it."

by the dick fart September 23, 2011

Jose B Mackin

A mexican teen who knos how to get at girls alot of girls and fast.

Jose B mackin Lovelies all over the world, especially white girls.

by Jose Macks Lovelies May 20, 2010