When you're a manager and strive to get the lowest score possible on ab employee feedback survey. This is not golf but the manager arrives to believe the lowest employee satisfaction survey possible is best.
Manager Rob: I got a 15 on my employee feedback survey.
Employee Tina: You know that's golf management, right! You want a high, not low, score.
Employee Tina: You know that's golf management, right! You want a high, not low, score.
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Get the key account manager mug.Someone who exploits Some of the most common forms of wage abuse involve:
Minimum wage violations, Overtime pay violations, Misclassification of workers, Unpaid “Off the clock” work, Employee payroll debit card fees, Improper recordkeeping, Tip-sharing and tip-pooling violations, Uncompensated meal breaks, Unreimbursed mileage and expenses, Failure to pay for time spent donning and doffing gear and equipment, Failure to provide benefits offered during hiring negotiations, or lists fewer job functions in the job description than actually required from employee
Signs of a Manipulative Boss to Watch out For
They undermine your confidence. They use blame to control you. They micromanage you. They're gaslighting you. They never praise your work. They use intimidation. They take credit for your work. They meddle in your personal life.
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Minimum wage violations, Overtime pay violations, Misclassification of workers, Unpaid “Off the clock” work, Employee payroll debit card fees, Improper recordkeeping, Tip-sharing and tip-pooling violations, Uncompensated meal breaks, Unreimbursed mileage and expenses, Failure to pay for time spent donning and doffing gear and equipment, Failure to provide benefits offered during hiring negotiations, or lists fewer job functions in the job description than actually required from employee
Signs of a Manipulative Boss to Watch out For
They undermine your confidence. They use blame to control you. They micromanage you. They're gaslighting you. They never praise your work. They use intimidation. They take credit for your work. They meddle in your personal life.
employees.
You'd think there was an award for slum manager with how many jobs in the US are running on skeleton crew, since the housing market crash. Now we're all doing two jobs for the price of one!
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The sexual act of fornicating a woman in the anus, knocking her out, and then wiping your shitty dick on her lips.
Maria was giving me attitude last night, so I took her to the bedroom and gave her the Manager's Special.
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