Management love-in

A peaceful gathering of senior staff focussing on self-congratulation and bonding, with blissful lack of awareness of duties neglected during the event, and of how pitifully inept, emotionally needy and ludicrous management looks to lower level staff. The more realistic title for such an event is used in confidence, as these events are promoted as a serious and necessary forums.

I'm so flat-out with all this work comen in I haven't got time to scratch meself. And I can't ask (insert manager name) to bring in a casual cos he's at this f**n management love-in.. Oh - look the Caterer - grab us a few sushi before the plates get taken in...

by MAKtheVague August 6, 2011

Enter Management

A manager that defines ones self by using emails,constant tendering of the keyboard and delegation of of things they have meant to have done themselves.A job is finished when they either hit the enter key,or sent an email...and never actually give a second thought to those receiving the email the chaos they have just created,let alone know what their subordinates are really doing.Quite often they appear that their arse is welded to the chair,and are unable to get off said chair to go find out for themselves....even though they authourise the said item.

" I have sent them an email informing them of the problem"...but never bothers to chase up if the problem has been fixed.The job is deemed complete by hitting enter or " Send" hence the term " Enter Management"

by phluck September 4, 2011

cost and management accountant

Person Having expert knowledge in Costing, accountancy, management affairs, taxation, finance and Study with huge sacrifice and practical knowledge

Cost and management accountant is profession who is made by Parliament of india

by Yashimsk November 24, 2021

Back Seat Manager

A Back Seat Manager is a toxic employee who does not have any authority and continually over inserts themselves on every process and decision that impact everyone else except themselves.

Johnny was quite the back seat manager in today's staff meeting

by UnkownUser1234 May 23, 2023

billy rubans branch manager

an stupid person who believes their in charge of something.

Mike Palmer is a billy rubans branch manager.

by A.G.P. June 24, 2023

Yard Manager

Large dumpy fat fellow,bald in hi Viz clothing wonders round workplace with his finger up his arse making Nazi salutes explaining to all how his job is important

have you seen the yard manager? oh you mean the Large dumpy fat fellow, bald in hi Viz clothing who wonders round workplace with his finger up his arse making Nazi salutes explaining to all how his job is important

by Meatypt February 3, 2023

Managitis

Managitis is a condition that effects members of an organization in management positions. Managitis can also effect members of the organization when they percieve themselves to be managers or when others unofficially deem them managers.

Symptoms of managitis include: Poor and uninvolved leadership, a complete unwillingness to take out the trash, sweep the floor, lift anything heavy, use any kind of tool or equipment beyond pencils and computers. Managitis sufferers instead issue commands, hold clipboards, and point at things.

Not to be confused with meningitis.

Ever since Robert got that promotion to store manager, all he does is tell other people to do things, hold a clipboard, and walk around staring at people. It's a classic case of managitis.

by Worker Man 2000 February 19, 2023