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MAN

One who possesses a gigantic torso, loves nature, the honeys, beer, marijuana, dancing, Marlboro Reds, whiskey, conquering, trouble to end, George Jones and fish.

Richard, Marsh, Dick, Dickard, Rich, Training Spiders, Wild Man Syndrome 101, Demon Chasing, Jungle Running.
MAN requires 48 gallons of water, 250 lbs. of red... barely dead meat, 60,000 grams of carbohydrates, the hunting of animals... (hands as weapons, mind as power, torso to initiate) and vast quantities of physical attention from females (preferably 75-127) to survive one day.
by sweet baby January 31, 2008
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MANned

when a male has such big man titties that television shows have to censor or ban his breasts from being shown because the size of them are either the same or bigger than your average female
On family night I was watching a porno in the living room and I was really giving it to myself then suddenly what I originally thought I was a nice set of breasts were actually Kevin James' breasts with his shirt off in one of his movies, I was disapointed when realizing that the hairy thick chest wasnt on a woman, things like that need to be banned or MANned I still finished of course and went back for seconds when everybody fell asleep or should I say on everybody that fell asleep.
by tophieCC May 3, 2010
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Man

If you don't need a man then you don't need a man's money either... Isn't that right? You don't need to take his money in the divorce because "you don't need a man" and "you didn't even want to get married in the first place"
Dumb cheating narcissistic slut "I don't need a man!"

Iam "Then sign the divorce papers. You won't be taking any of his money right? Because if you don't need a man than you don't need his money. Right?"

Stupid adulterous egomaniacal whore "...................................."

Iam "Right? Because you said that you didn't need a man so why do you need the man-you-don't-need's money?"

Slow deceitful psychopathic prostitute "...................................."

Hym "Well? What of that to you think you dumb bitch? Does that not make sense to you? I can explain it real slow if you'd like... Because we asked you a question and you didn't answer.... Not rhetorical... The questions were not rhetorical."

Jada Pinkett-Alsina "......................."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2022
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Man-drama

The roller coaster of emotions that a man causes others to have.
From excitement, anticipation,love, or lust one minute to feelings of disappointment, insecurity, anger, selfdoubt,rejection or sadness the next. This cycle is usually repeated multiple times throughout the course of a day or week.

I have decided to take a break from dating because I'm tired of dealing with all the man-drama.
by CrazyGirlWonder January 7, 2017
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Wenis man

Wenis man or wenis boy, typically a moms boyfriend that won't get on the "scary" rides with you at the fair/carnival, acts like a weenie boy and usually gets kicked on the floor afterwards.
You little wenis boy! Too scared to get on the big rides are you? Don't wanna go upside-down? WENIS MAN WENIS MAN.
by ThunderNoodle June 19, 2021
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Jam a Man

"Jam a man of Fortune, and J must seek my fortune. Henry Averies 1994" Félix "xQc" Lengyel
Jam a Man... Pepega Clap WR
by Okayge June 17, 2020
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Ninetys Man

A man from the Nineties generation.

Someone whose childhood was significantly influenced by the 1990's.
Are you a Eighties Man?

Nah I'm a Ninetys Man
by Jack.Russell May 29, 2023
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