Lardean

Lardean’s have a tough-guy mentality, once you get to know them, they are really good people. They enjoy kids and love life.

Friend: Who’s that?

You: Well his name is lardean and he’s a nice guy once he lets down the wall.

by G!rlpower June 20, 2020

Lard

John James

John James is a lard.

by Hogiebear September 26, 2020

LARD$ BITCHES

the hottest, funniest, sexiest friend group ever lol. they all have big booties

“Yo did you see LARD$ BITCHRS tonight, they look fine as hell”

“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”

by fluffycupcake January 1, 2021

lardscicle

someone named "tristan", mainly used in a mean way

"look at that retard! he must be named "lardscicle!"

by GGraterson March 27, 2021

Lard Rush

When a fat person says they are going to rush and or be quick at something, when in reality they take a really long time.

Liam: "I'm going to lard rush to the shops, want anything?"
Joe: "Cornetto"
Liam: "Ok, I will be 5 minutes"
Joe: "Liam you've just got back, it's been an hour and a half"

by FlexibleEwe7 May 1, 2021

Lard

A gay vampire, usually used when talking about a gay person or an effeminate person who sucks other boyz

For example, if a person behaves in a gay way, you might call him a lard, and or add the word “ard” behind their names. Such as “arianard”, or “timothard”

Jack: “Max kissed a boy that other day,

Elijah: he’s an actual lard

by Miracle dragon May 19, 2021

lardez

A real ass nigga that get money and fuck all you niggas mommas ☝🏾

Yesterday I was on my Lardez Shit Yunno ? Some slightttt

by Dissssdicckkk June 6, 2021