Zombie Lies

Lies that just won't die, no matter what the facts are.

Obama not being born in Hawaii, is a zombie lie. Republicans keep telling zombie lies about the democrats.

by Kconnor56 July 10, 2010

Lanesker

A Lanesker is a common kitchen towel, usually used to clean dishes or table tops, but in the case of a Lanesker, it has been used to wipe one rear after defecating.

Yo cracka, some bitch ass wiped his left overs all over my towel, now its just a lanesker!

by Ester E. Rockwell III July 15, 2004

Lifeslob

Dead beat dad, extremely arrogant bastard that has other people pay to raise his children. Would rather spend thousands of dollars buying total strangers at the bar drinks, instead of taking care of his children..He gets alittle shit on you and a little shit on me..He's #1 in his book...A total waste of oxygen...

If you leave your girlfreind and two kids with nothing and want the furniture too...you might be a lifeslob....If you never come to visit your children...you might be a lifeslob..If you refuse to pay any kind of childsupport or buy a box of diapers...you might be a lifeslob...If you buy a 30,000 car just to impress the ladies..when you live in a little apartment and don't have a pot to piss in...you might be a lifeslob....If the childrens grandparents have to pay to take care of your children...you might be a life slob..If your name is Cory...you might be a life slob!

by Tammette December 27, 2011

liestyle

The idea of defending a wrong ideology of living when there is data and information that proves it wrong.
The advocating way of living to defend the propaganda of supporting a wrong idea.

Nature always proves whose liestyle is correct by the results of living one's life.
That particular group is promoting a liestyle contrary to the know facts of medical science research and data.

by Knologist PrimwKnologist May 26, 2017

Lifestyle Whore

A person who does anything to achieve their lifestyle goals. A person who will leave their partner if they don't provide a high enough lifestyle like their rich friends, who will abandon their loved pet because it gets in the way of their "good life" and who puts their fancy lifestyle interests ahead of their children too.

She left her two young children home alone tonight so she could be with her boyfriend and attend the white party... she's a lifestyle whore!

by BefallenWisdom October 29, 2018

Lies you tell

When someone is obviously lying to themselves and everyone else by trying to like something

Bolognese with zucchini pasta? Lies you tell honey

by soooso January 6, 2019

Lieskes

The name meaning “fleur-de-lys” or “lilly” in english and it comes from a Dutch origin and are women known to be nice, gentle, friendly, loving and most definitely beautiful and are often adorable when they are mad

Person1: hey what’s that girl’s name
Person2: that’s Lieskes

by The mermanass October 6, 2019