Lettuce Meemonch

Drinking fat cum nut and spitting in the penis to project it up a dudes and lick shit all day. If you vote down I’ll kill your daughter

Drew not today! I do not want to Lettuce meemonch with you rn

by CadenLover32 April 28, 2020

Lettuce lightning

Lettuce lightning, typed in as 🥬⚡️ Is the official anti-proship symbol.

This is because it is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖 which is the official proship symbol.

“Hey, you have lettuce lightning in your bio, what does that mean?”
“Dumbass bitch, read the definition above.”
“Oh.

by 🥬⚡️I hate proshippers btw⚡️🥬 March 19, 2022

lettuce jr

A very chaotic ball of lettuce with limbs and eyes, it can live forever it is very prone violence.

“Hey look it’s lettuce jr”

“I heard he commits arson”

by Lettuce jr December 26, 2021

Lettuce Leaf

Bomb Ass Weed, Very Green & Aesthetically appealing.

Yo, I heard Chauncey got the plug for that lettuce Leaf, That mf owes me 30 dollaz i'm finna make him smoke me out.

Ja'Bryan always has the best Lettuce Leaf man. But La'Randy always gives me the low for that Lettuce Leaf!

by GeddyFribbs February 16, 2017

Lettuce trim

A woman's beefy vagina.
(Defined by Daniel Tosh on Tosh Show 2/20/24)

Check out the lettuce trim on that porn star.

by Old Guy February 20, 2024

rage lettuce

Eating out someone's butt so vigorously that it causes hem to bleed. And continuing to do so

Ah man I went total rage lettuce last night

by P hobbs February 9, 2017

LETTUCE

A green dithered thing that screams at you and possibly drops disks along with that.

"Dude, this green thing just screamed at me and threw some disks on the ground."
"That was probably a LETTUCE."

by bmv/one August 12, 2020