New Jersey Love Letter

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.
Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!
by Bob from the shore February 05, 2025
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What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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A day where you kiss someone that’s name starts with the letter A
Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a
by R4indr0q February 06, 2023
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poop number/letter

When a person calls you a poop number/letter, they are counting how much you poop. If the number is high then its basically calling you a shithead
you’re poop number/letter 6”
by tweekphobic July 31, 2021
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The letter k

It sucks and ppl w the name k are short and look like a toad and k is the worst letter in the world
by Henry the fith November 28, 2021
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Break up letter

You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.
Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?

Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.

Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019
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Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.
I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.
by Uncle Boe October 20, 2010
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