LonelyFans 

A word colloquially used among people in relationships for guys who use *OnlyFans* . Commonest use of the word is in the Phrase - 'Only LonelyFans watch OnlyFans'

I just came back from work to see my son watching Onlyfans on his laptop. I said to him 'why you pay to see random girls pretend to like you when there's a world fulla real ladies outside. Please don't tell me I'm paying you an allowance to be one them' LonelyFans' Guys. Please don't tell your Pops thats really how you spendin my donations to you!

LonelyFans by UrbanEncyclopedia July 12, 2023

LonelyMans 

Colloquially used name for people who watch OnlyFans.

"Hey son get offa that laptop, go outside, and even just TRY find yoself a LADY, PLEASE! Everytime I come home from work you watchin same girl and giving her 'Gifts' from the Allowance money I give You! How many times I gotta tell you 'Only LonelyMans pay for OnlyFans '! Now go tell your imaginary gf ALL you can gift her for a month is just your smooth talkin... I'm sure she'll understand."

LonelyMans by UrbanEncyclopedia July 12, 2023

The Lonely Peach 

When one performs the act of pulling his ballsack upwards whilst tucking his penis in between his legs, giving the illusion that one only has testicles but no penis, thus the lonely peach

Joe: Shit bro where the fuck is your dick?!?! You lonely peaching?
Rick: No. I have a disfigurement. Thanks for making me feel self concious. Dick
Joe: Oh im so sorry man...
Rick: Ahhhhhh got you im lonely peaching!

That is how the lonely peach works.

The Lonely Peach by Hugh Jainus February 23, 2011

Forever lonely 

When you have never been loved and the chances aren’t looking good.

I am forever lonely

Forever lonely by A_human_person December 13, 2019

fucking lonely 

Means you’ve got no one and if you’re older than 14 and haven’t had a bf or kissed anyone yet. Then you’re FUCKING LONELY and probably always will be with your ten cats and 20 dogs

Man 1: hey man. Isn’t that Carl
Man 2: nah bro. Don’t look at him. He is fucking lonely

fucking lonely by Colours and emo September 8, 2020

mr.lonely#7106 

A simp who does nothing but waste his time of video games that he sucks at, praying every night that a gamer girl will find him and somehow love his 0 IQ'd brain

If you look for simp in the Oxford dictionary you will find a picture of mr.lonely#7106

mr.lonely#7106 by Jack Peter Jones October 29, 2020

kisas.lovelies 

the number 1 tiktok creator and mutual! better and more popular than charli d’amelio. perfect in every way, and everyone on tiktok is always excited for their next post. with such rivoting, relatable, funny, cute, amazing, enjoyable content it makes it impossible not to love them and follow them and like each and every single one of her videos!!!

someone: “I LOVE KISAS.LOVELIES!”

me: “doesn’t everybody?? like stfu you’re not special!”

kisas.lovelies by kisas.lovelies_fangirl July 5, 2021