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Kurt

...also know as Kurtleturtle is part of the coolest gang TBW and the image of a really really good friend.
To have a fresh start in the day and to be prepared to glue 500 paper bags, he always drinks an iced coffee. He highly recommends that to everyone, since he believes it’s good for everyone’s health. (But sorry Kurt, we guess you’re wrong... ;))
Moreover Kurt is an openbook. He loves to share his inner feelings as a ritual. For everyone who is interested: Come by at 7:41pm and join the inner feeling session.

After the inner feeling ritual it’s time for the everyday toothbrush session. Even though he pretends to hate it, when people come in his room to give him some company during that time, he actually LOVES it!
Talking about love: he loves dogs more than kids. But TBW is always first and he really misses his two best buddies.
Kurt is a Kurtleturtle
by TBW_ December 24, 2018
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Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain was born on fFebruary 20th 1967. He lived most of his life in Aberdeen. Ha had a younger sister fallen Kimberly (Kim) his parents divorced when he was 9 or 10 years old, I think. He liked to sing and was very musical. He was right handed but he played guitar left-handed. He was the frontman of Nirvana with bassguitarist Kirst Novoselic and drummer Dave Grohl. He was married to Courtney Love. He got married in his pyjamas on Hawaii. His daughter's name is Frances Bean Cobain. Kurt Cobain shot himself on April 5th 1994.
Me: Kurt Cobain would have been 51 years old in 2018
by Emmasteph December 31, 2018
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Kurt Cobain

When you're having a wank and you accidentally shoot your load in your own face.
Man that was powerful I just totally Kurt Cobained it
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Alvince Kurt Paitan

He is Trash at basketball and cant shoot threes Perimeter shots and freethrows thats how bad he is.
Alvince kurt paitan is trash at basketball.
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Kurt Cobain

Bro he did a Kurt Cobain and totally rallied last night
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Kurt

Kurt is a sweet boy, a little introverted but he's a nice guy. A Kurt with a second name that sounds like a fast food resto might be full of red flags, be careful!
"Oh isn't that Kurt? The one who is super friendly but only with girls?"

"Kurt? Oh, That cute dancing cat!"
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PULLING A KURT COBAIN

when you pull a kurt cobain that means your going to blow your head off with a shotgun or killing yourself
ayo night bro youll find me "PULLING A KURT COBAIN"
by THEBIGRIG06 February 12, 2022
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