Kristen

Kristen is a girl who will do whatever it takes for you to pity, or give empathy to. she has no reason to. but you will be fooled by her appearance, she is very pretty , but takes advantage of that.

"WOW i cant believe kristen lied to me since day one"

by [MPB] July 18, 2019

Kristapher

Kris-Tap-Her
A sexual reference that some one uses to say have sex with another girl when the guys name is kris
Tap as in fuck
So kris tap her
Kristapher

Kris: shit man she's hot
Guy1: Kristapher
Kris: dude i think i just might
Guy1: hell yeah man

by KAA.kaa.KAA November 21, 2010

krista

Big happy teddy bear that likes salad fingers

krista likes pink fluffy unicorns and is so krista

by vanillarice March 13, 2017

Kristaps Porzingis

A nickname for cheap Eastern European prostitutes who turn out much better than expected. Named after New York Knicks & Latvian basketball player Kristaps Porzingis , a cheap foreign import in the NBA Draft

Ben : How was your Eastern European Prostitute last night matt?
Lewis : Top quality , she was a true Kristaps Porzingis

by Fchwpo November 13, 2017

Krusty Undies

Little girl panties that have been worn too close to a dusty, cobwebbed crotch for too long. If someone has Krusty Undies they should think about getting some big girl panties and changing them more often.

This term is also often used to describe an adoptophile, specifically a barren woman who chooses to adopt from countries rich in child trafficking or someone who acts in a demeaning way toward all adoptees except her own child.

"WOW! She sure put on her Krusty Undies when she told that adoptee to be grateful they weren't aborted or tossed in a dumpster."

by Abandoned Abandoner September 27, 2009

kristeona

A clumsy, messy, nice, squishy, and funny person that loves food and memes. They'll do anything to lighten up your day with her jokes. People with this name are kind of mean but their intentions are always good. They are a bit too honest and have no chill. They can be sort of annoying and weird, but you get used to it after a while. If you have someone with this name in your life, consider yourself lucky.

Lol did you see Kristeona fall down the stairs?

by Kristeona, kristeona May 20, 2017

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart is a pot smoking weirdo that is an American actress, who works in indie films after she got shit for being Bella and making a Hustle for money during the twilight day's she's now worth over 50 million dollars

She's also a hot ass lesbian that's why her fan's are called krisbians there the only one who sees she has talent And if you don't believe that your stuck in 2010 just watch "personal shopper" and "certain women" your small mind would be surprised and if you still don't believe that

She's the first American actress to win a French a cesar it's like a French Oscar

She also doesn't give a fuck about bras and loves the middle finger.

Homophobic mom: honey who is Kristen Stewart girl on your phone

Random kid: some lesbian stoner girl from L.A

Homophobic mom: I really don't want you to like that girl

Random kid: it's hard not to like her if your a lesbian like

Homophobic mom: Excues me

Random kid: where called the krisbians mom

by Imalesbianbarbz September 29, 2019