Kyler is an offensive guy who lies his a** off for his own personal gain. He will stop at nothing to be smarter than people in all subjects/topics and doesn't care if he gets suspended. No one likes him, and yet he doesn't know why.
Kyler: (to me and my friends) I'm sorry I offended you, it won't happen again.
2 weeks later
Kyler: I didn't know calling her a screw up would offend her!
2 weeks later
Kyler: I didn't know calling her a screw up would offend her!
by Link7742 December 17, 2014
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The theory that within every atomic mass in creation exists an entire universe. Kesler's Theory is also one of the key beliefs of Kesler's Church of the Children of Atom.
Person 1: The atomic bomb is horrible invention of death and destruction.
Person 2: The atomic bomb is actually much more spectacular if you consider Kesler's Theory to be true considering that it would give birth to trillions of new universes.
Person 2: The atomic bomb is actually much more spectacular if you consider Kesler's Theory to be true considering that it would give birth to trillions of new universes.
by cucumberishot January 20, 2022
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Mac:woah, you lucky bastard.
Mac:woah, you lucky bastard.
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