Keyboard Nipple

The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient”

Use a mouse you asshole

Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.

Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.

by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025

keyboard plant

when your so bored you just slam your head on the keyboard to see what comes up

OMG i soo bored i could just keyboard plant

by Ka-Bloom June 29, 2011

Keyboard warrior

After Fandom

Im telling hero what u lot try do to me.
Bloody keyboard warriors.

by Skskskkss May 19, 2019

keyboard punch monkey

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.

Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.

by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017

Forehead keyboard

Teabagging someone rapidly on their forehead after nutting on it.

I can't believe Hosea pulled a forehead keyboard on Julia.

by anonymous March 5, 2023

chunky keyboard syndrome

When there is a very ugly, old keyboard that takes up more than twice the space it needs to.

You have chunky keyboard syndrome. Your keyboard is just ridiculous.

by the brains at work October 6, 2010

gangsterified keyboard

an electronic piano that has been made gangster. these pianos are used only by the pieces of plastic

Ron: whoa your cool. you wanna come over and gangsterify my keyboard?
Draco: sure. i know how too. i have a gangsterified keyboard

by piece of plastic December 6, 2006