The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient”
Use a mouse you asshole
Use a mouse you asshole
Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.
Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.
Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.
by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025

by Ka-Bloom June 29, 2011


Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.
Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.
by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017

by anonymous March 5, 2023

by the brains at work October 6, 2010

an electronic piano that has been made gangster. these pianos are used only by the pieces of plastic
Ron: whoa your cool. you wanna come over and gangsterify my keyboard?
Draco: sure. i know how too. i have a gangsterified keyboard
Draco: sure. i know how too. i have a gangsterified keyboard
by piece of plastic December 6, 2006
