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Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe
At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
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Brother jean. The best dang keithston there is.
Sup Keith
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Brother jean. The best keithston there is.
Sup Keith
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Keith

Big ard fella who sits down the pub witha pint of carling and chats utter bollocks. After watching his team lose on a Saturday afternoon he goes home to beat the missus. Loves Tommy Robinson and the EDL. He's not racist coz he loves the fellas down at his local tandoori.
Keith is the big bald lad at the pub who chats utter shite about immigration and rates the English breckie he had that morning.
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Keith is a sweet dude who is in love with a girl named Endy he will do anything to make her happy. He plays games to keep his mind off of the bad things. He has a daddy mentally. All the girls want him but he only wants Endy. Keith is a keeper never let him go. He will always treat you right he is kind and funny he can sometimes be mean but its because he loves you.
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Keithing around

Today I felt like just keithing around
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Playboy. He is a goodie two shoes but doesn’t want to get introuble. Only lies when he wants to flex. Doesn’t understand the meaning of the word no
“Hey can we talk?”, asked Keith “ Sorry no I’m busy” “ You do so(insert tea spill right here)” Told Keith
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