The ingenious combiniation of the hot karl, and the alakan fire breathing dragon;
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.
Bro 1: "bro did you hear about ashley?"
Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"
Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"
Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"
Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"
by getemmm0611 January 27, 2009
we all know what a Hot Karl is, but is also good to know that there are 2 variations, the DRY one (when you shit a dry turd in the sock to hit someone´s face) and the WET one, when the sock is filled with a nasty diharrea, the first one ends up beeing more humane in the sense that you get hit in the face with a smelly hard turd, the second one will leave a mark.
I wanted to give that dude a hot karl but i forgot I had diharrea, I did it anyways, now that i think about it I dont think he deserved a Wet hot karl. Hot Karl (wet and dry version)
by P. Burns May 20, 2022
please karl jacobs cock in my mouth
by gamerboykarl September 09, 2021
Person 1.“Wooooa don’t be gay or you will turn into Tobias Karl”
Person 2.”Yea dude I’ll rather KILL MYSELF then be associated with that Cotten Picking, Dick Licking, Rim Jobbing nigga coon bitch ass bastard”
The Pope. “Yea don’t be that gay bitch”
Person 2.”Yea dude I’ll rather KILL MYSELF then be associated with that Cotten Picking, Dick Licking, Rim Jobbing nigga coon bitch ass bastard”
The Pope. “Yea don’t be that gay bitch”
by 11785 May 01, 2019
by Zandayyy July 18, 2020
when you tell a dude. "dude, i just want to bang and have fun n stuff" but he tries to invite himself to meet your parents and tour all like " what the fuck are you doing karl, get off my shit bitch"
i just wanted to go camping and get away for the weekend but i got karled.
i karled a girl and i liked it!
stop it karl nobody like a karler.
i karled a girl and i liked it!
stop it karl nobody like a karler.
by 22422 May 20, 2018
by shawnwalsh82 September 22, 2023