Junk-Slap

Occurs when a man accidently hits himself in the junk as a result of a limb that has gone awry, or from an out-of-control object.

Usually acompanied by witnesses singing to the tune "Love Shack," except replacing the lyrics with "Junk Slap."

He junk-slapped himself while drumming.

"Sweet beaver! I junk-slapped myself!!!"

Junk-Slap by RoflDave April 20, 2009

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junk

Male or Female Sexual Organs

Dude you just touched my junk!!...do it again ;)

junk by General Turtle February 4, 2003

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junkball

In baseball, a pitch that is difficult to hit due to movement rather than velocity or power, such as a breaking ball or a knuckleball. A junkball (or "junk-ball" or "junk ball") will often be caught by the catcher in the dirt. It is often just as difficult for hitter to hit, as it is for a catcher to catch. Bill Lee, Pedro Martinez and Tim Wakefield of the Boston Red Sox are known to be junkball pitchers.

A catcher for a junkball pitcher should have a large glove and a quick eye.

junkball by Ted West April 25, 2007