junked (it) up

To screw up.

Greg tried to make dinner but he totally junked (it) up and burnt everything.

Dan junked up his elbow and shoulder learning to snowboard.

by skryblz March 25, 2009

Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep.

by Matty Firm June 14, 2022

the funk junk

A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!

Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!

by josh January 14, 2005

Loud Junk

A classic NewGrounds video from the early 2000's. It's a parody of the first episode "South Park", in which Lardman, Stain, Fenny, and Dull are waiting at the bus stop. It combines the classic NewGrounds joke of "Well known character turns evil and kills the other characters" along with nostalgic early 2000's comedy.

Sparked the meme "Loud Junk Laugh" or "Weheheheheheh"

You guys remember Loud Junk?

Going down to Loud Junk going down to Loud Junk

by Squidmoe October 21, 2021

Space Junk

Abandoned Facebook Groups, Blogs, and web sites that float meaninglessly through cyberspace. Named after the tons of Space Age detritus in orbit around the Earth.

"Find any good blogs about John Kerry?"

"Nothing but space junk"

by TMegg May 12, 2009

junk hog

One who uses way more than enough junk or heroin to maintain a proper existance.

Bill said Mikey the hat was the biggest junk hog on the East Coast, but I think it is Sammy the Jam.

by miosis April 4, 2006

junk comb

The sexual act of finishing oneself off in your partners hair.

I pulled out of Clarissa all hot and wet, then went scalp-side to give her auburn locks the junk comb.

by clabarge December 12, 2007