Jessica Marie

the name for that irresistibly mysterious girl whom you see around often, yet know nothing about. She thinks about you, cares about you, shows you her flirty side at the same time showing you her bitchy side. She will drop you notes unexpectedly. She demands the best from you while giving you even more than you give her. She loves you unconditionally and will deal with all your baggage. She is confident in herself. She is awesome!

Jessica Marie is a true friend!

by coolgirl1029 December 20, 2016

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Jessica Mae

Beautiful and talented Minneapolis Makeup Artist. Founder of WarPaint International Beauty Agency.

That naturally defining beauty and popped red lip... that's signature Jessica Mae.

by Urban Kozanno April 2, 2017

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jessica simpson

A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.

Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".

Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"

Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.

by Aw Yeah August 2, 2004

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jessica jones

A frickn badass bitch with a love of hard liquor (preferably whiskey) and an uncaring attitude towards everything else - apart from that purple douchebag. Seriously, what an ASS.

Person 1: Have you seen Jessica Jones yet?
Person 2: I really really want to, but I don't want to have my childhood of Russel T Davies era doctor who ruined by seeing David Tennant play a rapey manipulative sonofabitch...

by catsy57 June 20, 2016

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