A total OWO UWU. Quacks like a duck, but its okay. Struggles with blonds. Needs a booster seat to see her computer. Pretty funny though.
by NotADuck_Yet April 8, 2022
Get the Jess Promug. A girl with massive fucking balls , dwarfing grapefruits in their sheer size and girth. Watermelons, even.
Bonus points for her massive shlong that leaves a trail of debris behind her as she walks.
Bonus points for her massive shlong that leaves a trail of debris behind her as she walks.
by sheeshbutt April 2, 2021
Get the Jess Cheongmug. Jesse john is mist likely smart and loves computers. Jesse john are all mostly Pisces. They are all very rare to find and dont make them mad they gut very mad!
by Littleguydood November 28, 2020
Get the Jesse johnmug. by Big Bager November 3, 2010
Get the Jesse Foolerymug. the most sexiest,beautiful,intelegent and most hottest person ever! they are the best and you should date them because they are sexy ;)
by StraightNotFound_ June 6, 2022
Get the jesse parkermug. Lyricist, singer and guitarist of a Punk/Emo-Depressive band, Brand New. His lyrics stand out from most punk/emo bands because they appear more sincere and it also seems like hes taken more than 4 seconds to think them up and put them into an order. He manages to escape the negative "emo" brand simply because his lyrics are not as self-indulgent and dragged out in delivery, not mentioning any names (MCR,FFTL).
by andy "luvs Lacey" lefty August 10, 2006
Get the jesse laceymug. A girl named Jessica. A Mexican that we call " the mexican" . A girl who thinks she is the prettiest and thinks all girls hate on her because of that. A girl that can heal others or so she says. A girl who thinks everything is about her and can lie to friends. A girls who Carrie's her vibrator in her purse or her pusS and pulls it out and uses it ANYTIME even though she knows it's out of line. Even around kids .
by Happy now July 8, 2020
Get the JESSmug.