by Randomlychosename33 June 29, 2022
Stinky, clingy, scavenger like creature. Can often be found trying to fit in with the rest of society, but failing. Always mistakes excessive use of “fuck” and “cunt” as being comedic. Can be detected from miles away by the stench of its unbathed body and unwashed clothes. Any sandwich devoured by a James must be squished flat repeatedly between his dirty booger picks. Is also excluded from group events to avoid mass chaos that will be unleashed from the consumption of alcohol.
by Dr PickleTickler February 26, 2020
extremely large dick (which he has a 4 foot long armoured case for), abs and biceps; oh yeah dont forget the triceps. he is constantly followed by a cults-worth of women who stick to him like iron filings on a magnet. has loads of girlfiriends and they all know about each other but decide to share him because he is just too good to have on your own. enemies include: teddy of gaycurlyhairland, jake, lord of pigeons, joseph of the rabbits XDDDDD, eugene the saltsmith, daohui of ching chong and alex of glasses XDDDDD. most likely to invite to a dinner party: casey neistat, keemstar and ksi.
by reallycooljames October 17, 2020
James is a person who is good at everything, extremely smart and wise, and pretty much the nicest guy you'll ever meet. James enjoys looking down upon other people and will lose his temper easily if insulted, though, so never test his patience.
"Hey James, whats up?"
"Not too much man how have you been?!"
"I'm talking to James, so pretty great!"
"Not too much man how have you been?!"
"I'm talking to James, so pretty great!"
by dr.(s)laughter774774774736r April 20, 2021
James is a fine ass dark-skin and he is very sweet, kind, and caring, on the outside he look mean but on the inside he is very sweet and lovable. He has been hurt in the past and he tries to hide his hurt from everybody. Any body would be lucky to have a James in their life. He will make a difference for the better in their life
by ohmylove March 12, 2021
He gets all the "good" girls, and they are always my best friend. He also loves to drink mountain dew with Conneur's.
by EmilyYESSS October 26, 2020
James is a name known for being bare sexy. James is So hot he melts women with the look he gives them
by eshaykatlabob April 07, 2021