Muffin Hoe

This term is used to call someone a hoe. This term is also used to confuse someone when you call them a hoe so they don't realize you insulted them.

me: YOU MUFFIN HOE!
you: ..wait, what?!

by thatbitchstolemycookies! October 7, 2009

nomming on the muffin

the classier way of saying eating out.

also seen as nomming on the muff or nom nomming on the muff(in).

Doe: I am extraordinarily hungry today.
Phosie: I'm not. I just ate a jar of pickles.
Brown: I know someone who isn't hungry.
Doe: Who could that be?
Phosie: Yeah, who?
Brown: Well Taco of course. He's been nomming on the muffin all night long.

by athreemuskette December 9, 2009

Blueberry muffinned

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.

I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((

by Dildo Shwagins July 7, 2021

Hesh Muffins

A skateboard group, that is made up of some of the gnarliest heshers around, they entered in The Berrics Younited Nations contest but lost to D.R.E.A.M but still are the craziest skaters out there! HESH 4LIFE

(i.e. some of the gnarliest skaters around)

Hesh Muffins are heshers for life

by SK84LIFEMOFO February 15, 2012

muffin buns

Young, round, plump ass cheeks. The shape resembles freshly baked muffins.

-Mmm, those muffin buns sure look tasty!

by Markobrad October 18, 2006

Turd Muffin

A turd muffin is the act of being, stupid, commonly reffered to as dumb, retarded.

Dude, stop being a turd muffin.

by Alec "Baldwin" November 28, 2004

muffin overflow

an intense muffin top. this atrocity occurs when ones loves handles are bulging over the sides of their too tight pants. it happens especially with little camo or picnic army shorts.

Shannon has some HORRIBLE muffin overflow going on today. It makes me want to throw up and NEVER eat muffins again.

by steven lebarron February 29, 2008