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Middle Mary

Someone who constantly takes the position that "both sides are the same".

Someone who always tries to justify both sides.
Bill is such a Middle Mary, he said "The Axes and the Allies were both evil".
Joe keeps trying to tell me "The KKK and BLM are the same", why is he being a Middle Mary?
by kati9 December 3, 2021
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middle school

The place that shatters your dreams, ruins your friendships, and wastes your time.

You usually come in as a bright and cheery 6th grader, and come out as a suicidal 8th/9th grader. The drama/bullying there is pointless, and even if you tell a teacher that you're getting bullied, they won't give two shits.

The people in middle school you'll find are Jocks, nerds, mean girls (sometimes boys), outsiders who like to joke around in class, social media sluts, fuckboys, loners, and more.

The teachers are the most miserable people in the world, and they should be given the fact that they have to teach a bunch of moody kids who are going through puberty. They give you 3 hours of homework even though you might have a job or an after school event. If you tell them your side of the story, they will accuse you of talking back and they will send you to detention.

The best part is you're going to high school afterwards, which is hell on earth.
I was so fucking cringey back in middle school!
by anonymoose ._. August 13, 2017
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Middle school

Hell on earth, horny girls, annoying boys, mean teachers, drama, truly pain.
Richard: Hey, remember middle school?

Bob: Never bring it up again
by Mymy09 March 7, 2022
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Middle School

by Zig Love July 14, 2017
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Middle School

A constant excuse torwards your parents, that allows you to do any crazy sh!t
Damn bro I cant wait to get to middle school, so I can always say I have to learn, while I do any shit I want
by KhitDerly November 27, 2020
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MIDDLE HOT

Instead of ‘Middle Age’ for folks 45-65 who are still viable and foxy…it can be ‘Middle Hot.’

In age terms, there are many ages to describe younger people: newborn, infant, baby, toddler, child, pre-teen, teenager, adolescent, juvenile, young adult (early 20’s) then jumps into adult for a little bit and nothing else for awhile until you are over 45. Then it jumps from adult to middle age to old without recognizing the minute changes and steps for people in this age bracket of which there are many.

There are so many hot & viable people in this age range who don’t feel the least bit old, just look at the actors and musicians in this age group? Still rocking! Yet the name ‘middle age’ makes one think of the ‘middle ages’, a dark time in European history or someone who is getting old and past their prime. Many ‘middle hot’ folks are just hitting their real prime if they’re healthy and living true to themselves! Middle hot also recognizes when someone is still hot, healthy and vibrant, living a vivacious life and yet is not young.

MIddle age? No thanks! We’ll have ‘Middle Hot’ thank you!-Coined ©DM/2019
So we’re ‘middle hot’ now if it fits, not middle aged.
Robin Wright is a middle hot women married to a man who is also middle hot from France.

I no longer refer to myself as middle age, but middle hot. A nicer way to put that age bracket!

I’d rather be (or be with)a middle hot woman who knows herself than a young person still easily influenced by society!
by Damiana00 March 21, 2023
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middle school

a place for people that want to fucking kill themselves
"hey remember middle school?"
"we're in middle school.."
"I'm gonna kill myself"
by chickennuggetsaregay February 17, 2019
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