ill fated blowjob

An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.

“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
“Ill fated blowjob.”

by Ratawang3d Nymph3tt3 November 21, 2017

ill-conceived

An expression used by urban rap artists to describe ex-girlfriends & silly girls.

Ur soo ill-conceived u silly girll!

by RaisingD September 21, 2010

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by Dannyisazombie February 18, 2025

Ill

Its means a girl named Tilly is amazing and is the most prettyiest girl on earth.

Tilly rules :)

by AngelCutie2011 June 14, 2021

Ill

Tiktok trend

My name is Ill

by AngelCutie2011 June 14, 2021

Ill

A sexy, talented, smart beautiful girl, that is gonna take the world over one day!
She is so beautiful and funny, that probably all the celebrities will fall in love with her one day!

A Ill is so smart and beautiful!❤️

by the destroyer 3012 June 14, 2020

ill

1. sick with an illness

2. "I'll" without the apostrophe

1. "He is ill with a cold."

2. "ill take out the trash"
"*I'll"

by mossifier April 03, 2024