inappropriate illness syndrome

Where you always get ill at holiday time

Alix, "It's carnival and I feel like shit!"
Sara, "Of course, you've got inappropriate illness syndrome."

by SpeakEasy Institute February 13, 2010

ill hill

The spot where a crew formed like voltron all from other hoods to combine one of the illest clicks in New Jersey during the 90’s era where they were unbeatable at basketball fighting and pimpin hoes. You had to shoot from the titty chill at the rocks and loot the neighborhood store to know what being in the hill was about. The Ill hill hoe took everyone’s virginity and they had their own language and slang. “Don’t come out the house wearin no Beatle-Beatles or you were the victim of a bus-stop roasting session. Ill hill was New Jersey’s wu-tang

If you want some real basketball comp go to Ill hill where the ballers be at.

by Ill Hill la familia December 6, 2021

sudden death illness

A mild illness that comes very soon after another mild illness. For example, when you have a flu and about a week before you had strep throat. The reason it's called sudden death is because it's the second round of your illness problems, as it were, and also it makes a morbid pun.

She had a sudden death illness that day, and she was sort of bummed, because that day she'd missed a big potluck at the community center.

by A. Square May 19, 2014

Due to illness.

A generic and feeble excuse that was highly exploited during the pandemic as to why something will not happen within an agreed timescale, maybe will never happen at all or to explain someone's non attendance at a meeting, event or function.

Dave apologises for not being able to attend baby Tarquin's christening today.
Yes it's really disappointing his missed Tarquin's big day has he said why he can't make it?
He just said it was due to illness.

by Another pseudonymal August 3, 2022

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

Ill Nonsense

Not believing nonsense from anybody.

This is Ill Nonsense.

by Mystery Definition December 10, 2020

ill

1. sick with an illness

2. "I'll" without the apostrophe

1. "He is ill with a cold."

2. "ill take out the trash"
"*I'll"

by mossifier April 2, 2024