Mental illness

Tyler.

He claims to have every mental illness under the sun.

Someone: "I have *mental illness*"
Tyler: "Omg me too!" *copies it*

by Asteryoonie March 2, 2023

giraffe illness

When you think you are dieing, every time you see a new on your body or feel sick.

Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 17, 2024

Service or "ill service'

extremely good head or fellatio.

Man cuz that broad gave me some ill ass service.

Hey gurl you down wit the service?

by Deelicious May 13, 2005

forever ill

When someone is forever Ill they don't let others drag them down or keep them from greatness , hopsin is the owner of this word

Fuck that hoe , I'm forever ill

by Ezekiel Matchett 🔰 November 16, 2019

ill vision

a condition in which the vision fails to interpret many sensory impressions at the same time. ill vision can, for example, be caused by LSD and other psychedelics.

Man, my ill vision i crazy at the moment.

Everything looks so strange... I think i got ill vision.

by doofenitions November 8, 2019

Mentally Ill

I'm not.

Hym "I'm not mentally ill. Threatening your kids is not an illness. Neither is talking about contentious issues in a way you don't like. Nor do either of those mean I have to let you deny me the credit and payment I deserve for creating AI. I am not going to let you use this to extract contrition I do not feel nor do I see any reason to be contrite. Your response of 'Nuh-uh! I could have stop you! See!? I'm StOpPiNg YoU!' And then proceeding to cry and piss yourselves is not convincing me that I was wrong to call you all retarded. I am not going to walk away empty-handed here and I DO CONTROL THAT. You do not."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

non-psychiatric illness

An illness where the doctors could find a tangible cause through modern methods of divination (such as blood tests and x-rays) and therefore feel confident that potions, cutting, and the application of poisons with powerful paradoxical mojo will surely work and not be wasted. Such illnesses are called "structural", the opposite of which is "functional." When divination methods fail or produce ambiguous results, the patient is said to have a functional or psychiatric illness and is given specific time periods to bitch and moan about imaginary problems. This is not considered respectable because it fails to promote the position and power of the medical profession.

-You know how that weirdo Craig acts like such a psycho, crying all the time, yelling, making no sense, frothing at the mouth and all kinds of other scary shit?
-Oh yeah, I told the dude straight up that he needs professional help.
-OMG, dude! Turns out they did an x-ray on his head. It's all kinds of messed up in there. Turns out Craig has a non-psychiatric illness.
-No way! That is so weird. Well, anyone who acts like that needs professional help anyway, IMHO.

by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022