Dude Guys I Don't Know

1. (Adj.) A state of being in a relationship where one is not dating the other person yet and is thinking about giving up. They may be close to being in a relationship, but they aren't because one member is in this state. Similar to being "It's Complicated."

"Hey, Are you dating that chick yet?"
"Nah, I'm Dude Guys I Don't Know."


"How's it going with that girl from that thing?"
"Eh, I hung out with her but I think she is Dude Guys I Don't Know."

by An Original Dude Guy April 2, 2009

I Don't Know

The third baseman on Abbot & Costello's baseball team in St. Louis.

Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say's playing third?
Abbot: No, Who's playing first.
Costello: Stay off of first, will ya? What's the guy's name on third base.
Abbot: No, What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you "who's on second?"
Abbot: Who's on first!
Costello: I don't know
Both in unison: THIRD BASE!!!!!!!!!

by pleesedu naht ask June 1, 2006

I don't know what

English translation of a popular French phrase, used in reference to an unknown or illogical attraction one has to a person, place, or thing.

Salvadore: Bro, what's the deal with you and those Tofu dogs you are consistently scarfing?
Yanni: Dude, you got me. They just have this certain I don't know what.

by Holy Moses Roller Brigade March 13, 2008

I don't know

Phrase from the early 80s Nickelodeon television show You Can't Do That On Television that, when said, would cause buckets of green slime to fall on that person

- "Hey, where'd Moose go?"
- "I don't know."

by tofoomeister December 8, 2004

i totally already know that

A stock response to anything glaringly obvious and/or ridiculously paranoid that somebody high might say. Sounds genuine to a stoner but has a mocking undertone from which sober people can draw amusement. Derived from an episode of Sealab 2021, a stoner favorite.

Sparks: "Marduk, you totally rule"
Marduk: "I totally already know that"

Stoner: "McDonalds is totally responsible for like, two point eight billion deaths from starvation in Canada alone"
Sober guy: "I totally already know that."

by The Scandal April 6, 2005

I didn’t know

The thing you say to someone when they thought you knew the secret language but in fact you did not know the secret language, they only thought you knew it because of that one time, a long long time ago, 8 years ago. Also, it would appear that said grump had a girlfriend, soooo.. what the hell am I supposed to do with that? 🤷🏾 ♀️

I’m sorry i missed our appointments, i can’t imagine how that must’ve felt, I’m sorry this comes off rude, crass or cold. I didn’t know. I’m sorry. How can I make it up to you?

by anonymous June 13, 2018

Bitch, I don't know your life!

What one might say when another person makes you slightly(or considerably) annoyed.

You are standing in line and a lady screams at you to move to the back for her fair turn.

You reply with, "Bitch, I don't know your life!" and casually move to the back of the line.

by Lalaleah December 20, 2008