Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham

by Saucybastard November 28, 2018

DANG HUNG SON

OUR BANDANA LORD WHO GRANTS US WITH ETERNAL LIFE WITH HIS PITU COMPANION.

#SONISLOVESONISLIFE

DANG HUNG SON IS TRASH

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD LORD SON CHINCHIN IS THE ONE AND ONLY LOVE OF MY LIFE

by RETAKE LORD November 3, 2017

Zhao Hung

A name that represents masculinity and power. He is one of a billion kinds that you will find in this planet

Damn, Zhao Hung is so handsome

by Zhao Hung November 21, 2021

Hung like a joey

Has the perfect size penise , not to small not to big and curves just a little in the right way!

The guy i did last night was hung like a joey

by Shelaced March 3, 2019

Hung Wimping

v. Partial erectile dysfunction. When you got a quarter chub, or even half-mast, but can't get it any further.

Marcella: Get it up.

Jason: sorry, I'm hung wimping.

Marcella: C'mon little fella, just a little more.

by BillBraskeysBallssweat April 21, 2021

Hung as Stuart Little

When you wake up in the morning and you are just simply hung like Stuart Little. It is essentially accepting defeat the morning after a night out consuming alcoholic beverages with the boys. Being hung like Stuart Little is probably one of the worst things possible and I do not wish it on my worst enemy.

Chad: Yo Brad, what the fuck happened last night?
Brad: Bro I don't even know, I'm as hung as Stuart Little.

by Beach a HolicXx August 5, 2022

Hung-underrr

The morning after getting high

“Man I’m so hung-underrr from that hookah”

by The chosen July 10, 2021