shawn horne

a short guy with the fattest juiciest ass ever hes got a chubby bussy that looks like two soaking hotdog buns

i want to rape shawn horne bussy so bad today

by Yy89-y89-yg November 29, 2021

Douche Horn

The Douche Horn is that cliche air horn sound that is only played by people who don't realize it's not 2009 anymore, and/or still think it's cool.

It serves as a "musical" stinger or stab when someone doesn't can't think of something clever and is happy to copy something that may have been interesting a long time ago. For example, if you search YouTube for "DJ Airhorn Sound Effect" you'll find a sample which demonstrates the sound and which has been around since 2016.....and it's not the first.

It's the audio equivalent of "that's what I'm talking about," "yeah, baby," "that's the ticket," and the Borat "High Five-a."

Simply put...only a douche would play that sound and think it's a good idea after 2014.

That DJ blows. He keeps playing the Douche Horn unironically over the music.

by BeeYell July 8, 2022

human horn

Human horn is actually a penis - of interest to impotent Futurama alien heads of state.

See previous example of human horn.

by bryanfred May 19, 2006

Cosmic Horn

You will fuck everything that moves.

"She's got the bad sign of cosmic horn, she found out the guy she loved has got a girlfriend. what a dick"

by Lydzieee December 15, 2008

Air Horned

When your partner passes wind while receving anal oral servitude.

Jonno got Air horned by his girlfriend while licking out her anus

by Von Katagen May 17, 2006

blood horn

Home made Kotex, using toilet paper approx 6" - 8" long 4" at the top. Then forms into a curved cone. After being worn it has fused & resembles a horn from a Rhinoceros that has lost a bloody fight.

Me- Hey Danny, ever seen a pig loren dropping?... Check out the bathroom....

Danny- "DUDE !!!", What the FUCK is it?"

Me- maybe you should sign a release form.

Danny- Come dude I shit outside, what the hell?

Me- a blood horn. 'Sasquatch' just left it when stepping into the tub

Danny- "No WAY!!"

Me- Its a cheap camera but I have Pics, proof that she is Royalty, pig loren Royalty!

by Ziggy77 October 5, 2006

Horned King

The "creepiest" Disney Villain of all time, all time being the 1980's... A pathetic excuse for a villian in today's time, though he was voiced by John Hurt

80's Nostalgia Man: The Horned King Is SO SCARY!
Today's Person: Yeah, and everyone loved Gigli

by Ratsocanation October 5, 2003