Person 1: "God, i just can't bring myself to sign the papers. I still love her!"
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Person 1: "Okay i signed it"
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Person 1: "Okay i signed it"
by Sando Trouton September 10, 2025
Get the Jet2 Holidaymug. "Hello! Happy Gacha Editors Holiday!"
"Awww thank you! Wait what?"
"Its a holiday for Gacha Editors!"
"Theres a holiday?"
"Awww thank you! Wait what?"
"Its a holiday for Gacha Editors!"
"Theres a holiday?"
by sxlvxxr July 30, 2021
Get the Gacha Editors Holidaymug. Summer Holiday is the girlfriend to Lyric Walker. Summer is suspected to be from the Sun after Lyric Walker created the Universe. Summer is kind and supports Lyric through hard times.
Summer S Holiday is quite the hottie, no no I don't find her attractive, she is melting my skin off.
by BaconBoi2000 March 30, 2023
Get the Summer S Holidaymug. When you tell friends you are going on a staycation in the UK but actually your parents have a holiday home.
Dan "looking forward to my staycation in Somerset next week"
Andy "nice that sounds expensive"
Dan "staying at my parents beach house"
Andy "oh right, you confused me - you should have said holiday homecation. I wish I was you"
Andy "nice that sounds expensive"
Dan "staying at my parents beach house"
Andy "oh right, you confused me - you should have said holiday homecation. I wish I was you"
by MrInheritanceTax October 6, 2022
Get the Holiday homecationmug. Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 17, 2025
Get the Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.mug. Noun: A sarcastic name given to the practice of people applying for government's grants related to covid-19, and then using those grants to not take on new education or work to find a new job. Also known as an Expenses Paid Canadian Holiday.
I heard that Jamie is still on Canadian Holiday, she collected a CERB loan, a CEBA grant and she's still living outside of Mexico City in that commune. Now that's what I call and all expenses paid Canadian Holiday. Is that bad? Is that wrong?
by robtyrie March 29, 2024
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by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing October 8, 2025
Get the nothing beats a jet 2 holidaymug.