The fat Ho in the office who so pathetically desperate and lonely during the holiday season that she try’s offering herself to happily married men. Then to justify this disgusting act claims she is the married mans true soulmate.
The holiday home-wrecker is at it again. I told her she should try and spread holiday cheer I didn’t mean spread her legs.
by Hol9000 December 24, 2017
Get the Holiday home-wreckermug. Person 1: "God, i just can't bring myself to sign the papers. I still love her!"
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Person 1: "Okay i signed it"
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by EC1002 September 14, 2023
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Dan "looking forward to my staycation in Somerset next week"
Andy "nice that sounds expensive"
Dan "staying at my parents beach house"
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by MrInheritanceTax October 6, 2022
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Get the Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.mug. Summer Holiday is the girlfriend to Lyric Walker. Summer is suspected to be from the Sun after Lyric Walker created the Universe. Summer is kind and supports Lyric through hard times.
Summer S Holiday is quite the hottie, no no I don't find her attractive, she is melting my skin off.
by BaconBoi2000 March 30, 2023
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