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Heffer

A term of endearment reserved for only the most special women.

Often only used to describe “the one”, a Heffer describes a badass queen bitch.

There can be no compliment higher than being called a Heffer.
That girl is my Heffer. There is no better.
by Brown County Bandit April 25, 2023
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heffeny

A person referred to as a plastic disposable bag because they are sexually promiscuous and an avid drug user
She is such a Heffeny
by Xander_blake August 18, 2024
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Heffer and a half

A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.
Example 1:

Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!

Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!

Example 2:

Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??

Person 2: No, she pretty??

Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024
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Heffer Huff

When a big girl runs outta air due to excitement.
She heffer huffed while chasing down the ice cream man.
by GypsyHelendale February 21, 2024
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heffenspiel

A woman with thy calling of old eden
She is being such a heffenspiel 🙄
by Bucktruck69 February 16, 2025
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Heffer

Something you call your friend who is kinda your friend and your partner. You guys say that you are friends but do relationship type things/ there are deep/serious feelings involved.

They can also be called Freiancees (a step up from friends, but not yet at the relationship stage).
Hi, my name is Jane and this is my heffer Jill.

No, not in that way, we are just in a homoerotic relationship.

The sexual tension between my heffer and I is insane these days.
by SadGalO1 March 19, 2025
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[Hood Heffer]

1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.
Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?

Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"

Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"

Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"
by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007
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