Hamburger Helper Style

The act of two grown men shoving Hamburger Helper into each others anus's and fucking each other raw, while using lollipop as a sounding rod

me and Jeremy went down on each other Hamburger Helper Style, that was the PERFECT way to eat a square meal

by Janglus, The wise March 17, 2026

Hamburger hotdogged

To respond to a positive statement about one thing with an exaggerated, often absurd accusation of negativity towards an unrelated thing. This reaction often stems from the assumption that the omission of any opinion on the latter inherently implies disapproval or dislike. It originates from the example below about hamburgers and hotdogs:

Person A: "I love hamburgers."

Person B: "WHY DO YOU HATE HOTDOGS?"

Person A: "I love democrats."

Person B: "WHY DO YOU HATE REPUBLICANS?"

Person A: "Wow, I didn't even say that. I've just been hamburger hotdogged again!"

by Dazza477 February 25, 2025

Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating

I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk

by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025

Himberger

To have to do something you didn't sign up for. Basically having to do something because someone or something is forcing you to do it. An example of a himberger is school because even though you might not want to do it, you have to because your mother-and the government- are forcing you to do it.

This word came to me in a dream. Thank you and have a dandy day.

"We can't hang out today, I have a himberger."

by TheDandyManCan April 10, 2025

Hamburger-Face

An expression someone or something exhibits due to unexpected dissatisfaction

My brother has been walking around the house all day with a damn "Hamburger-Face" ever since he found out about girlfriend cheating

by OozoozooO October 10, 2025

candy hamburger

the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.

Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.

also...

Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.

by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009

wrist hamburger

what happens when emo kids are left alone with thier i-pods and sharp objects.

"she made so much wrist hamburger her arms are zebra print"

by bob the emo killer February 27, 2010