geoff

To cock-block someone even when you have no chance of hitting that yourself.

Also a noun: "geoff," someone who geoffs someone else.

I was just about to go upstairs with the supermodel when he swept in and geoffed me.

He is such a geoff; I was going to tap that and then he cock-blocked me.

by RickSlick69 December 17, 2010

graff n dance

graffiti, and all things related, generally used to trip up non-writers as most people that don't write don't know what it means.

check out that mad graff n dance

by zenne February 22, 2010

Geoff Off

When one gets upset at almost anything. Being a dickwad.

Did he just Geoff Off over that.

by Maladjusted the June 10, 2013

Goff

Goff is a filler word. (Get & Off) put together.

You on my dick? Goff that shit!

by twizzy May 12, 2014

GOFF

Good old-fashioned fuck

WS, BDSM, WAM, kissing, licking and maybe even a GOFF.

by jsrymell September 24, 2015

nerd goffles

sexy hipster glasses, commonly worn by attractive australian females.

OMG! her nerd goffles are so sexy!

by goffle wearer September 11, 2011

geoff caped

Rhyming slang for "raped"

Shit man, did you hear about Sharon getting Geoff Caped on her way home the other day, bad shit

If you don't shut up, ya gonna get Geoff Caped

You go out wearing that short skirt ya definately gonna get Geoff Caped.

by Copper Knob December 15, 2008