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Greg Gutfeld

Look at me, people! My name is Greg Gutfeld and I’m a little goblin! I bite, RAWR!!
by WorseThanHitler November 13, 2020
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Greek

Grecians or Greeks are the race that started it all.
Nothing to do with what Americans
want to portray as Greece (souvlaki, tzatziki,ouzo etc.)
The average Greek has an IQ of 125 whereas
the average American has an IQ of 90.
Many NASA, CIA, FBI, and NSA top executives are of Greek
descent.
The Greek and Hebrew lobbies are the most powerful
influential lobbies in the USA.
Greece is always the underdog that comes up at the top at
the end.
just a few Greeks : Alexander The Great, Plato, Aristotle,
Constantine, Caratheodory (Einstein's teacher)
by philipos April 18, 2006
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greek

a peace loving, easy going beautiful race that is too hung up on its past but have contributed greatly in the diaspora; greeks have their faults but i feel that we are generally a nice race; and for that telly guy who bags the greeks - go fuck yourself !
Im proud that my cultural heritage is greek !
by hellenika September 5, 2003
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greggin'

1. v. To skip out on previously made plans and completely ignore commuication.

2. adj. A person who frequently plans things and does not show up, or never answers calls, emails, etc.
"Josh planned out this movie night but he hasn't even shown up, and he won't answer my calls! Yeah, he's greggin'."
by Jonesinpants January 23, 2009
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Greg!

Great and amazing guy but when drunk he likes football player sized women. He might possibly have the worst beer goggles ever but i love him. And his weenis.
Greg! says "you have a beautiful name, now make out with my black friend, ho."
by stank ass ho May 9, 2010
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Greeks

Two definitions apply

a) A highly sophisticated Hellenic culture during the classical era of European history. Produced Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Pythagoras, Archimedes (in the then Greek colony of Sicily), Diogenes, and eventually Alexander the great. Also the inventors of Democracy. They spoke a vibrant language that is still studied today in order to read their beautiful poetry and profound philosophy.

b) A group of hairy, backwards thinking male chauvinists and large, overprotective mothers who insist on reminding their children twice a day that "there are only two kinds of people, those who are Greek and them that wish they was Greek' which they probably stole from 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding' which by the way is one of the 4 to 9 films they’ve ever watched.
My Greek Friend: “Hey, do you guys wanna see a movie?”
Me: “Sure, how bout that new Spielberg film”
Greek friend's mother: (suddenly appearing from behind a corner and telling us in a wise voice and completely without precedent) “There are only two types of people, them that are Greek and them that wish they was Greek.” (Greek mother returns to her moping as Greek father returns home from his job at Parthenon Plumbers or whatever pseudo-classical name he's given his place of business and demand his lunch.)
by Brennan McDonagh September 3, 2005
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Greek Virus

A very handsome and sexy dude, with a big penis
by Greek Virus March 10, 2021
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